STUPID SEXY STAR JOKES - Part I

Joyce Jimenez goes to Greenhills to buy a cellphone...
Joyce: Miss, eto bayad.
Salesgirl (irritated): Ano ito, Miss? Niloloko mo ba ako?!
Joyce (also irritated): Hoy, buti nga exact ang bayad ko?! Diba
nakalagay P33.10 lang?!